Caffeine Intake and Productivity Levels

I wonder...

Are my productivity levels as directly related to my caffeine intake as I believe?

I've been trying to avoid two of my research essays that are due in two days, not hard papers, but trying to focus has become ridiculous. I've started facebook stalking in order to avoid these papers. I updated twitter. I started a new blog. I went through almost every feed on my google reader. I finished yet another romance novel (yesterdays was a different book). Some of these things I do more often than others but the fact that I'm doing all of these now, when my grade in two seperate classes depends on two seperate papers.

All I have to do is sit my ass down and work for about 6 more hours straight. Why can't I just get these out of the way and then waste time?

And, the magic powers that this cappacino is supposed to possess... not working. If I was in the states I'd try a carmel macchiato... see I'm even drooling over coffee in order to avoid this shit!

SARA! GET TO WORK RIGHT NOW!
(well, after you publish this post so you can look back on it in five days and laugh at yourself...)